One afternoon, Cliff showed up for work stark naked.
His boss stopped him at the door. "Cliff, where are your clothes? And why are you here on your day off?"
Cliff explained, "Well, boss, I was at this party when all the lights went out. Someone ordered, 'Women, take off all your clothes!' and when the lights came back on, every woman was stark naked! Then the lights went out again and the voice ordered, 'Men, take off all your clothes!' and when the lights came back on, every man was naked. Then the lights went out and the voice ordered, 'All right, men: get to work!' So I grabbed my briefcase and came here, sir!"
-- Today's CyberJoke 3000™
No comments:
Post a Comment