A man got a text from his next-door neighbor: "Must confess. Been tapping your wife when you're not around. Probably more than you. No excuse. Can't live with the guilt. Please accept apology. It won't happen again."
The distraught, betrayed husband found his gun and, without a word, aimed it at his wife. As he prepared to pull the trigger, he got another text: "Damned auto-correct. I meant wifi, not wife!"
via Today's CyberJoke 3000™
2017-02-27
2017-02-05
3. Excessive high speeds on the 14 again
1 @ original poster:
how do you know how fast these guys were going?
did you clock them? did you time their travel between fixed points?
did you pace them?
did you track them via radar or laser?
did you use prior training to gauge their speed?
or did you guess and hope to be close?
were the slower drivers moving over to let the fast drivers pass safely?
were the fast drivers driving competently, or were they driving carelessly?
driving fast does not kill
stopping abruptly into another object or person can kill
so long as fast drivers don't collide, no harm, no victim, no crime.
how do you know how fast these guys were going?
did you clock them? did you time their travel between fixed points?
did you pace them?
did you track them via radar or laser?
did you use prior training to gauge their speed?
or did you guess and hope to be close?
were the slower drivers moving over to let the fast drivers pass safely?
were the fast drivers driving competently, or were they driving carelessly?
driving fast does not kill
stopping abruptly into another object or person can kill
so long as fast drivers don't collide, no harm, no victim, no crime.
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